Saturday, February 16, 2008

5 More Young Americans Lost.

You know, I'm so disgusted with my country today. I don't even know what to say about this tragedy at NIU, except that someone should exercise some old school appalachian style, eye for an eye, justice on this psycho's family. Maybe if we all decided to start holding the families of these maniacs responsible for their decisions, it would deter their crazy asses from shooting our sons and daughters. I'm serious, just how many people, crazy or not, would be out there shooting others if they knew that the rest of us would respond by coming for their momma, poppa, brothers, sister, and/or cousins?

Also, I've been thinking, does this prick deserve a burial? Can't we just take his body, put it on the tip of a missile, and shoot the fucking thing out into space? Does this jagbag's remains deserve to be buried here with us? I say no, I say you launch the douchbag, and let the families of the all the victims push the damn button. Maybe i'm just a bit upset, but damn, this shit has got to stop folks.

Anyway, I'm sure this disaster will be followed shortly by an NRA rally in Chicago. Charlton will march in to the windy city proclaiming that we can pry his gun from his cold dead hand. I for one think it's about time someone took his old ass up on the challenge, and go get his goddamn gun. This bastard strolls into every town, just after some idiot decides that his pain justifies the mass murder of innocent people with multiple firearms, and loudly proclaims that it's not the guns that killed the innocent, but the crazy fuck pulling the trigger!! Ya dicklips, we got that, now tell me how you rationalize that pumping a million more guns into the market is going to curb this type of outrageous act of unprovoked violence. Oh ya, I know, if only everyone in the audience had been carrying a weapon, the crazy bastard would have been shot before he could kill anyone, right? My answer to that brilliant butt nugget of Platonic level wisdom is, well, probably not. What the calculating, yet insane, mass murder does in that situation is go chuck norris on our asses, and instead of coming in with the shotgun and Glock, he comes in with a Oozi, AK-47, or some other stupid fuck, useless automatic weapon designed specifically to kill people in large numbers. Nobody, let me repeat this NRA assholes, NOBODY is after your hunting rifles!!! If you want to go out in the woods, in your stupid camouflage outfit, pepper yourself with deer piss, and pretend that you're hunting for deer meat to survive, by all means enjoy this purposeless killing to your little heart's content.

Bottomline, fuck the NRA, the conservative party who accepts lobby and PAC money from them to fund their campaigns, and the assholes that buy guns as a hobby. Most of all, a big fuck you to the murderers and the human failures that spawn these monsters. Your monumental failure as parents and families have cost the lives of to many children of parents that actually do their damn job, and it's high time we start holding you responsible for the actions of the nightmare you unleash upon society.