Saturday, February 16, 2008

5 More Young Americans Lost.

You know, I'm so disgusted with my country today. I don't even know what to say about this tragedy at NIU, except that someone should exercise some old school appalachian style, eye for an eye, justice on this psycho's family. Maybe if we all decided to start holding the families of these maniacs responsible for their decisions, it would deter their crazy asses from shooting our sons and daughters. I'm serious, just how many people, crazy or not, would be out there shooting others if they knew that the rest of us would respond by coming for their momma, poppa, brothers, sister, and/or cousins?

Also, I've been thinking, does this prick deserve a burial? Can't we just take his body, put it on the tip of a missile, and shoot the fucking thing out into space? Does this jagbag's remains deserve to be buried here with us? I say no, I say you launch the douchbag, and let the families of the all the victims push the damn button. Maybe i'm just a bit upset, but damn, this shit has got to stop folks.

Anyway, I'm sure this disaster will be followed shortly by an NRA rally in Chicago. Charlton will march in to the windy city proclaiming that we can pry his gun from his cold dead hand. I for one think it's about time someone took his old ass up on the challenge, and go get his goddamn gun. This bastard strolls into every town, just after some idiot decides that his pain justifies the mass murder of innocent people with multiple firearms, and loudly proclaims that it's not the guns that killed the innocent, but the crazy fuck pulling the trigger!! Ya dicklips, we got that, now tell me how you rationalize that pumping a million more guns into the market is going to curb this type of outrageous act of unprovoked violence. Oh ya, I know, if only everyone in the audience had been carrying a weapon, the crazy bastard would have been shot before he could kill anyone, right? My answer to that brilliant butt nugget of Platonic level wisdom is, well, probably not. What the calculating, yet insane, mass murder does in that situation is go chuck norris on our asses, and instead of coming in with the shotgun and Glock, he comes in with a Oozi, AK-47, or some other stupid fuck, useless automatic weapon designed specifically to kill people in large numbers. Nobody, let me repeat this NRA assholes, NOBODY is after your hunting rifles!!! If you want to go out in the woods, in your stupid camouflage outfit, pepper yourself with deer piss, and pretend that you're hunting for deer meat to survive, by all means enjoy this purposeless killing to your little heart's content.

Bottomline, fuck the NRA, the conservative party who accepts lobby and PAC money from them to fund their campaigns, and the assholes that buy guns as a hobby. Most of all, a big fuck you to the murderers and the human failures that spawn these monsters. Your monumental failure as parents and families have cost the lives of to many children of parents that actually do their damn job, and it's high time we start holding you responsible for the actions of the nightmare you unleash upon society.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

The cluster fuck that is the Clinton campaign

Ya, so I was sitting around my house yesterday, and I get a call from this guy that asks me if I would be interested in attending a speech by former president Bill Clinton. It sounded pretty interesting, and the speech was to take place not far from my home, so I figured what the hell. Now, the temperature outside was tundra to say the very least, but I said to myself, "Self, how many times are you going to get the chance to hear a U.S. President speak?" So, I got out of bed around 6am this morning, and dragged my ass to the site of the speech, only to find a line that contained at least 500 people already, and I was an hour and a half early. I'm standing in 11 degree air, waiting in line an hour to hear him speak.

The doors finally open, and by now, the line has 1000 or so people in it. This is when we are informed that the venue holds 300, that's right 300 people. Now, this is stupid enough, especially considering their is a gym nearby (maybe 100 yards or so) that holds at least 3000 people, and would have accomodated any and all that wanted to attend. That clearly would have been to simple and convenient. Wait it gets better.

I am actually close enough to the entrance in the line to make it inside the building. I'm clearly excited that my lack of sleep has paid off, and I'm actually going to be rewarded for my suffering, and for my face which is now blue due to the lack of heat. I walk past the police at the entrance, that give a half hearted glance at my open coat and wave me through, and walk down the hall to a projection TV showing what is going on inside the theatre where the former president is to speak. I am further informed by a security guard prick, that no one else would be allowed inside the hall where Clinton is to speak, but I could watch it on TV. I could've stayed home you stupid cop prick!!! So, I say to myself, "Well, this sucks! Sure am glad I got out of bed 3 hours early on my day off, drove 15 miles to get here, waited in sub-arctic winds for the better part of an hour, to stand in this hallway, and watch a speech on a projection tv screen that I could have stayed home and watched in my bed, thanks assholes." I threw the doors open, put the stupid Hillary for Prez sign that they had given me for my trouble where it belonged, in the garbage, and walked back to my car.

Now, I have only a couple of things to say to the Clinton's about this debacle. First, don't bother calling me at home and inviting me to another speech if this is how you are going to organize the damn event. Second, and more importantly, if I were at any point considering voting for Hillary Clinton, that time has assuredly now passed. Unbelievable, is all I can say about the entire cluster fuck of an event. It took me 2 hours under an electric blanket to thaw enough to get back to sleep. If there is a god of justice, one day Hillary Clinton will be standing across the pharmacy counter, and I will make her ass stand outside in the freezing ass, cold weather and wait for me to fill her presciption.

To hell with the Clinton's, never again.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

What is wrong with the Democrats?

Wow, for years I have listened to AM radio broadcasts of "fatboy" Rush Limbaugh. I don't listen because I like him or agree with him because I very, very seldom do. No, I listen because most of the vomit that spews from his mouth in the form of language is utter bullshit, it's kind of amusing, and it further validates my belief that republicans are absolutely disgusting people. Now, for years, Limbaugh has been talking about the Clinton's and pulls no punches about his hatred for them. He has always been very quick to point out how nasty things happen to you when you get in the way of the Clinton political machine. I never quite understood, as I have always, until recently, viewed the Clintons through blue state colored glasses. However, as I watch the two Clintons attempt to destroy Obama on all levels to win the White House, I feel compelled to ask myself the question, was Limbaugh right about these people. Hold on a second, I just threw up in my mouth a little. Ok, now that I have purged myself of having potentially agreed with something Limbaugh said, I say maybe he has been right about the Clintons. Maybe, the Clinton's are what he says they are, just power hungry bitches.

The dirty shit they are pulling to attack Obama's character is just sort of classless in my opinion, if you need examples I'm sure you can find more than a few on any number of online news outlets, so I won't here waste my time with citing specifics. If the only way Hillary can beat Obama is to sic her pit viper husband on him, should we really be suporting her? I mean it would appear that her inferiority complex has lead her down a path away from arguing about the issues, and towards personal character attacks which I don't feel is what the party or the country need right now. I will close with a question, don't you think it's just time to get out of this Bush/Clinton rut we've been in since 19-frickin-92? Let's move on and let these people move to the private sector and allow them time to spend some of the money they've milked off of us the past 16 years. Obama-Edwards 2008